It's true, the best way to any persons heart is through the stomach...

Thursday, April 1, 2010

random reminiscing

one day there was a fly, and a pretty fly it was. he met a cupcake that said "hello sir, my life is a little crap at the moment. would you do the honour of eating me?" and the fly replied "my mouth is a wee bit small but i'll try." so the fly stuck the whole whole cupcake in its mouth and its head exploded.
the end :)

moral of the story: if it's too big, don't try and swallow it whole ;) get what i'm saying..?




god you sick bastard...that is SOOO not what i meant




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