I love you.

Can people stop saying 'I love you'?


I bet your thinking why, Rebecca? Why would you request to destroy one of the most beautiful phrases in the world?

Can I say 'saranghae'?

No.

J'adore?

Silence! Small, fuzzy, peach man. Let me explain...

I hate when you do something- like tell a heaps epic joke and then some bastard goes 'OMG I LOVE YOU!'

WHAT DO YOU SAY AFTER THAT?!

I love you too?

That phrase is on the same level as 'You're so funny'. Now everything I do after that phrase has to be equal to the funny-ness of the the joke pre-phrase.


I bet everytime someone says that phrase some creep jumps out from the bushes and releases a bunch of crickets...



And, then some babies die.. don't ask why.. They just do.


I love you/You're so funny = The Most Awkward Moment EVER!


[and a truckload of Gay babies are consequently concieved. Swaying the ratio of gay v.s. straight population to 50:50 GAY RIGHTS MAY BE JUST AROUND THE CORNER GUYS KEEP THOSE MOMENTS AWKWARD]