Bananas are those yellow penis-shaped things. It leads a rather average life, although people are confused exactly of its orientation- is it a herb? is a fruit? And, it's like "Hell niggah. Me both!" [because that what a banana would sound like if it spoke].
Sometimes life gets tough for bananas; especially with its doppleganger: the penis. One day some smart-ass decided it would be hilarious to practice sticking a condom on it...many innocent bananas, have thus, died.
To help the bananas that are getting raped by ravenous, horny year 9ners call:
1800-there-are-many-other-things-that-are-penis-shaped
Together, we can find an alternative and help save bananas for what they supposed to be for... eating. One motherfucking, bad-ass banana split at a time.
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= L hella niggah
ReplyDeleteWho's putting condoms on bananas?
everybody it's the new crazy!
ReplyDeleteits like circle lenses to asians;
bananas to horny year nine sex ed students, that is. ^^
Barry is standing up for his right as a banana to be used for something other than nasty fetishes.