If you're pregnant
...please don't tell me.
I just imagine you and your partner having sex.
And, sometimes my brains goes off on a tangent...
Some pretty fucked up shit goes down on your babies conception [in my mind]...
Light saber dildos, cucumbers, edible lube and for some reason a goat playing a guitar, as a cat is stroking its ball-sack.
mmmmm...cucumbers. I wonder if this edible lube is hommus flavoured?
It's true, the best way to any persons heart is through the stomach...
Friday, September 3, 2010
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