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Sunday, May 1, 2011

The Things I Hate About Customers

- When they fucking drop their food directly after you've served them...
and it's not as if you didn't hand it and it slipped. They've been holding onto it firmly for at least 30 seconds and BAM right on the tiled floor.

- People who unwrap their slurpee straws and leave them on the counter. Like fuck you, so badly. Is it that hard to walk to the bin? Or, even to just hand it to me?

- People with really thick accents who order something and get offended if I don't understand...
Seriously though. When COKE and CONE sound exactly the same IT'S NOT MY FAULT~

- People who get offended when you say 'Was it Coke with that?' and answer with a pissed of voice 'No, Sprite'. And they do this face >:
Fuck off. Do I look like I'm psychic or some shit?

- When they complain about someone else "pushing" in. Fuck off. If you didn't look like you knew your order right away I'm not going to waste my time for you to go discuss with your shitty little kids whilst I could be serving someone else.

-Adults who think it's cute to ask their children what they want when there is a massive queue behind them. YES YOUR KID IS ADORABLE, to other people. BUT I'M NOT OTHER PEOPLE AND I HATE CHILDREN.

-People who add shit on after you've processed things through- 'Oh, sorry, can I not have pickles?' Bloody 5 minutes after.. AND the burger has already been made. NO, NO YOU CAN'T NOT HAVE PICKLES. WANNA KNOW WHY!? BECAUSE IF YOU REALLLLLY DIDN'T WANT PICKLES YOU WOULD HAVE SAID SO....TEN MINUTES AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!

-People who order Oreo McFlurries.
I hope none of those people expect it to be properly "flurry-ed" during peak hour. Because, I am not standing there allowing all the Drinks and Desserts to build just so you, the customer, can enjoy an ice-cream dessert with a smooth consistency!

-'Fries with no salt, please' =.="

-'Family dinner box, please' =.="

- When they pull out there little bag of coins during peak hour to pay for a $20+ meal...
OH MY GOD.

There are many other things that are BAD about working at McDonalds. But, those are just the ones I experienced today. :

6 comments:

  1. I have a complaint. The third and forth points aren't divided by a paragraph like all the rest. It's extremely upsetting.

    -Mason

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  2. Also in your last sentence it is meant to be experienced this also really upset me.

    -Mason

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  3. ... -.- WIND MY ONLY FRIEND....

    'i........hate...............you..........'

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  4. i hope the changes are up to your standards....mason >:|

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  5. When the waste bin splits when you're pulling it out of the container and you get the juices of EVERY SINGLE THING EVER all over you. it is also the end of your shift and you were looking forward to go home and now you're wet, smelly and profoundly unhappy. your skin has also gone all red, splotchy and itchy. when it goes down you have large patches of white on your tanned skin because IT ATE YOUR TAN

    When the owner is the biggest fagbag

    When you're asked to do one more task before you leave and it takes you half an hour

    People who order diet coke with le huge meal

    having to get the manager to swipe their card for you when you're given large notes or need to give a bazillion discounts

    mcfucking happy day

    slow presenters and runners on drive-thru, or ordertakers

    When people expect there to be breakfast still being made at 10:31 and you have to calm them down with the left over hashbrowns

    Fighting for the last hashbrowns as the rest of frontcrew try to calm their customers

    People expecting you to bring your food out to them during rush hour

    Multitasking because back crew sucks

    having done everything, including dining, stainless, mopping and wiping the windows, you're still not allowed to sit on the floor

    When the pickles bucket falls over

    When the oil vat explodes

    When the shake and sundae machine starts boiling and you're still told to fill it up

    When a customer comes back saying you gave her the wrong change and the manager has to count all your cash and there's a whole line of customers lining up behind them. and it's perfect. IN YOUR FACE BITCHTITS

    when people use drivethru as a complaint centre, or go through drivethru again simply to complain

    when people don't fucking eat what they're given

    when people drop their money in drivethru and expect you to climb out the window to get it for them

    customers who make small talk, unless they're really hot

    people who don't know what they want during rush hour

    having slow/new front crew members so that you're doing triple the amount of work

    having fat front crew members so that you can't get past them

    people who complain about maccas when they're in maccas and they're EATING maccas, and it's clearly maccas, you're there because it's shit

    people who throw their pickles at the roof/wall

    having nightmares that you're still working at maccas

    -your PS leader

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