The immense awkwardness of meeting people you're not planning on meeting up with in public is just plain humiliating. You have to choose between 2 options:
a. acknowledging the other person resulting in either:
- an extremely awkward and tense conversation between you and them, and potentially anyone else with them
OR
-an epically awesome conversation which, thus, leads to you either hanging out with them :) an example of the best random meets.
b. ignoring them in the hopes that you can slink off into nothingness, without a trace. (kudos for originality, cause it's a tv show ;) )
Potentially, what could occur, is that the person will see you... Resulting in, I've narrowed this down to 2 thoughts:
- Do I smell?
AND
- Oh MY GOD! She doesn't like me...Nobody likes me!
Clearly the first is referring to men, the second to women...Scores for being sexist :)
Sadly enough, nobody ever thinks that maybe, and we all know this but, seeing people in public is not what we "plan" for. Why on earth would anyone be happy seeing someone from school whilst doing your embarrasing job as the mascot for some take-away outlet or looking like a dropped pie?
So in conclusion to this segment of the post-
"Please people of the world, do not take offence if someone doesn't look (fucking) ecstatic to see you, I'm sorry that I'm not in the mood for your presence. You and I both know we don't wish to see each other and I'm ok with that, lets just turn around and pretend we never looked "eye to eye".
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