Pregnant, you say?

If you're pregnant

...please don't tell me.

I just imagine you and your partner having sex.

And, sometimes my brains goes off on a tangent...

Some pretty fucked up shit goes down on your babies conception [in my mind]...

Light saber dildos, cucumbers, edible lube and for some reason a goat playing a guitar, as a cat is stroking its ball-sack.




mmmmm...cucumbers. I wonder if this edible lube is hommus flavoured?