It's true, the best way to any persons heart is through the stomach...

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

AU HAW HAW HAW BAGUETTE

Don't French people ever find it annoying that people always insist on wear freaking barets, whenever they visit their country?

"We are more than just the baguettes [which taste very good], barets and french kissing? :("

It's like when people visit Australia and expect me to be all up there grills with my hardcore 'Aussie accent'

And tourists always do the:

"G'Day Mattee! Did you go ride to school on a freakin' emu? And, eat crocodile for lunch [with a side dish of koala droppings garnished with some bush tomato sauce?"

And I'm all:

"Please, go die..."

No, just because I live in the country doesn't mean I follow the stereotype persona. I'm definately no Steve Irwin and as far as I'm concerned I don't have a bogan accent.